Review: Dracula 2000

Posted by Andrew on 01/01/2004 @ 00:00 +1100

Rating: 2 / 10

Crap.

Like, really crap.

Vitamin C gets her melons out, but they're under-ripe. Jennifer Esposito (Stacey from Spin City) is in it but doesn't get hers out, and .. I dunno. There are probably some other people too.

Oh yeah! Jonny Lee Motherfucking Miller. What a fag. Seriously .. If I ever meet him I'll bend down and slap the dirty little wossname for being a whiney bitch.

Apparently Wes Craven did this film. I can't remember any of his others but they can't have been worse, really.

If you hire this on video, be sure to tape over it with something interesting before watching it.

HELLO JENNIFER ESPOSITO!